“There are plenty of ways that you can hurt a man
And bring him to the ground
You can beat him, you can cheat him
You can treat him bad and leave him when he’s down.”

Or you can blatantly lie so to save your grant money.

Hey kids, I thought I had seen it all but from a world renown researcher’s lab; this is pretty sad.

Don’t ask; I can’t say.

Day 2